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Here is the Parasite SEO Playbook. It is free.

Get on page one of Google, and into ChatGPT's answers, without touching your own website. Here is the full playbook: five ways, step by step, with a prompt for each.

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  1. Get it

    Open it, and see what is inside.

  2. Use it now

    Three cards you copy and paste into any AI chat.

  3. Get unstuck

    The usual problems, and the fix for each.

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The Parasite SEO Playbook

Post on the sites Google and ChatGPT already trust, borrow their authority, and send the click back to your site. Five ways, each with exact steps and a prompt.

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13 pages: what it is, the rules that keep it safe, all five ways, how to link it home, and a 14-day plan.

The five ways

01 Write about next year, now

Nobody has written best CRM of 2027 yet. The first good page tends to keep the top spot.

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02 A research review on Zenodo

A free research site run by CERN. A real review gets a DOI and a page AI tools can cite.

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03 Short LinkedIn articles

Under 330 words, the answer in line one. One of the sites AI answers cite most.

Free
04 One Gamma deck per search

Each one links back to your site. Getting decks on Google needs a paid Gamma plan.

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05 Helpful Reddit replies

Answer the threads your buyers already read. Say it when the product is yours.

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Three prompts to start with

Paste into ChatGPT or Claude. Fill in the [brackets] first.

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Find your 10 searches

The searches people type right before they buy.

I sell [WHAT YOU SELL] to [WHO YOU SELL TO].
List 30 Google searches my buyers type when they are close to
buying. Use these patterns as they are: "best X for Y",
"X vs Y", "X alternatives". Then repeat the 10 strongest with next
year in them ([NEXT YEAR]).
Give me one table (all 40 rows): search | why a buyer types it | best fit
(LinkedIn article, Zenodo review, Gamma deck or Reddit reply).
Do not guess search volumes.

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Write the LinkedIn article

Under 330 words, answer first.

Write a LinkedIn article that answers: "[THE SEARCH]".
Rules: under 330 words (the article, not the SEO lines). Line 1 is the direct answer in one sentence.
Then 3 to 5 short sections with plain headings. Short lines,
no hype, no emoji. Use only these facts: [YOUR NOTES].
Make no claim that is not in my notes. Line 2: "I make
[YOUR PRODUCT]."
Last line points to [YOUR SITE] in one sentence.
Then give me an SEO title (under 60 characters) and an
SEO description (under 150 characters).

Step 3 of 3

Write the Reddit reply

Helpful first. Your product once, and say it is yours.

Here is a Reddit thread: [PASTE THE POST AND TOP COMMENTS].
Here are the subreddit's rules: [PASTE THE RULES].
What [YOUR PRODUCT] does, in one line: [ONE LINE].
Write a reply that actually helps: answer the question first in
2-3 sentences, then one practical tip they did not ask for.
Mention [YOUR PRODUCT] once, only where it fits, with
"full disclosure, I built it" (or "I work there"). Sound like a person.
No link unless the rules clearly allow one. Under 120 words.

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Questions people ask

Is this against Google's rules?

Not when the post is genuinely helpful and fits the site. Google's Site reputation policy targets pages dropped on a site only to ride its rankings. Page 3 of the playbook covers what is fine and what gets hit.

Do I need my own website?

The posts rank on their own. A site of yours is where the links send people, so the click turns into a customer.

Is all of it free?

Zenodo, LinkedIn, Reddit and making Gamma decks are free. Getting Gamma decks indexed by Google needs a paid Gamma plan.

How fast does it work?

Some posts rank in days, some take weeks, some never do. The 14-day plan gets ten searches covered. No promises.

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Google, ChatGPT, LinkedIn, Reddit, Zenodo and Gamma are trademarks of their owners. This page is not affiliated with or endorsed by any of them. Rankings are never guaranteed.

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Want the next step? The AI Scale Playbook.

66pages, one PDF
15chapters
30copy-paste prompts
$27one payment
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You came to rank without touching your website. The Playbook shows how to point AI at the rest of your business: ads, sales and delivery.

I wrote The AI Scale Playbook for the rest: ads, SEO, your website, cold email, DMs, AI calling, video, sales and finance.

  • Written for an owner or operator who is not an engineer.
  • Comes with the 90-Day Plan, the Start Here Map and 30 Prompt Cards: the same 30 prompts, one to a page.
  • Works on any device, in Claude or any AI chat. Free plans included.

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